[gavamont]

Not my white ass locked in the duke’s dungeon again because I fucked his favorite jester 😩

I didn’t know he was so territorial over the silly little guy 🙄

[moreyradder]

Pro Tip: Avoid this in the future by inviting the king to your chambers and presenting the situation as;

" Just warming him up for a surprise threesome. You looked so stressed, sire, so let us help you relax."

[gavamont]

1. The Duke would, at best, be the fourth
2. The Duke’s wife is the third from time to time, and I feel like he’s not gonna be happy about that
3. And most importantly, the Duke is a fuck boi, he’s not invited

[moreyradder]

Ah, but I said the king, my good wizard!

If you get the king in on this, the duke can do nothing without risking insulting his monarch.

This could not possibly backfire!

In fact, I'll go perform this right now and report back my success shortly.

[moreyradder]

Dungeon

[gavamont]

Welcome to the club

[wizard-gobling]

surely the duke can’t catch all of us????

Gonna try hitting up the jester when the duke goes out for another raid and report with results 👍

[wizard-gobling]

Dungeon.

[ratazom]

Wow. I don't respect anyone in this thread.

[wizard-gobling]

feels like somebody’s mad they didn’t get the chance to fuck the duke’s favorite jester

[gavamont]

Make a pass at the jester and there’s always a chance

That you’ll be be doing that old “chained in the dungeon” dance

[sabertoothwalrus]

I was inspired

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I think the duke and the jester need to have a talk about the exclusivity of their relationship because they both seem to have very different ideas on the matter

[ayeforscotland]

The loser squad having the most pathetic chat you’ve ever seen.

[bogleech]

If he didn't like doing crime he never would have stayed rich though

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

You have The Wizard Council’s approval to buy a little treat for yourself today

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

If you are seeing this that means the magic of the universe wants you to have a little snickity snack, or perhaps even an object?

[m1ssjess]

[2023vampiretournament]

This feels appropriate for this blog

[furikomaru]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: if I had gone through life with the name Hugh Jass, and this was how a ten-year-old reacted to meeting me, I would probably think he was a nice young man, too.

[flipocrite]

[ooppo]

I don't think it's a radical ideal for the want of Hawai'i to become their own independent country. It should have never been taken over by the US in the first place. For a country whose entire foundation is based upon "separation from a colonial country" it's laughable that they made an entire population that was self governed into a state. It's insulting. It's already blatantly obvious that this whole country was based on lies and blood, and it only continues to perpetuate that. I'm shocked that the Hawai'ian sovereignty movement isn't mainstream even though they have been fighting for it since 1997. Fuck the American government.

[wizardpostsdotorg]

fuck my gay wizard life i’m so used to talking out my ass like a nobleman that at the doctors today i said “is it within your power to prescribe me something like that?” and she LAUGHED AT ME “i like the way you phrased that, yes it’s within my power”

[barbarianarchy]

me and the gang

[joyflameball]

Man just doesn't stop fucking MURDERING white men who've done very shitty things

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#NOOO I LIKED HIM#only vaguely#but i remember liking some of his videos#time to watch the hbomb video

Fantastic news! You actually liked dozens and dozens of other writers! The pool of fantastic queer content to consume is much wider than you thought, and you have so many skilled people whose work you can check out if you want!

[joyflameball]

These tags are important to highlight- it isn't your fault that you were lied to by a shitty grifter. You are not immune to propaganda/grifts/etc etc.

And you can look into all Somerton's videos, look up passages you liked, and most likely find whoever truly wrote it. You'll find loads and loads and loads of queer writers he stole from, and you can give them their due.

And if you wanna get into more genuine queer content creators, not only do you have Hbomb's playlist to scroll through, but there's also a pinned post to r/hbomberguy for recommending queer creators.

It's not your fault for being fed lies by a liar and a grifter. Now that you know, you can find more queer creators who make genuine content.

[lizardsister]

finding diary entries in horror games is so funny because theyre either like "entry 1: lalalala life is great i love living!" "entry 3: had to brutally beat my girlfriend to death with a shovel today." or "entry 1: another day working my job at the evil lab torturing the creature" "entry 3: good god the creature has escaped"

[shirtsthatgohard]

[charlesoberonn]

Vatican City isn't a country. Fuck you.

It doesn't have a population or community. It has employees. It's basically just the Catholic Church's corporate headquarters.

If Vatican City is a country, then Google's Googleplex office is a country.

[guysimhuman]

And Europe isn’t a continent

[charlesoberonn]

Absolutely. Europe is a series of peninsulas on the western tip of Asia.

[catgirluvula]

technically, asia isn't a continent either. africa, europe and asia (or afroeurasia) are all one giant continent

[charlesoberonn]

Not since 17 November 1869.

[catgirluvula]

manmade canals aren't oceans by any stretch of the imagination

[charlesoberonn]

Tell that to the jellyfish.

[sourcreammachine]

afroeurasia briefly became a thing again in 2021

[creampunkwizard]

[guerrillatech]

[lierdumoa]

"If stuff was just handed to me I'd have no motivation to do anything! That's human nature!"

No, babe, that's depression. Psychologically healthy people are still motivated to do things even when their survival isn't being actively threatened.

[dramaticowl]

[Image description: tweet by Roxi Horror @roxiqt on March 30, 2022 at 11:13 AM: “’Oh, so you think everyone should just be handed enough money to live?’ lol. lmao. yeah.”]

[ruinedrainbowpooka]

okay so like, we all know that housekeeping in a hotel is a Shit Job, right?

I worked with a woman who was independently wealthy. But she liked working housekeeping. So she did. And if the manager got bitchy with her, she’d just shrug and be like “Okay, I can quit.”

Like the manager treated her like a human being because she knew she had to because otherwise she’d lose one of her best workers.

Yes, everyone should be just handed the money to live.

[actualaster]

I worked with a lady who’s husband made more than enough to support them both.  She just did the retail to have something to do with herself part-time.

There’s a lot of people who’d happily do the same sort of thing.  Honestly?  A lot of the jobs we consider “shitty” jobs?  Are shitty because the employees are treated like garbage.

If employees weren’t being screwed over by people higher up the chain constantly or being forced to kiss the asses of customers currently shitting all over them, those jobs would by and large be a whole lot more bearable, and appealing to more people!!

[amuseoffyre]

Plus rich people are just handed a lot of money, whether they earn it or not, and no one questions that. Only poor people getting money gets interrogated over and over and over again.

[dreamlike-twunk]

I’d like to add a footnote to this thread that the US gives more money (by way of the income tax reduction) to homeowners than it does to poor people who need subsidized housing.

[hulking-godless-child-beast]

My best teacher in high school was the guy who had previously made a ton of money that he could’ve retired at like 30. Man just wanted to teach teenagers.

If people as a whole were handed enough money to live on, maybe more people like him wouldn’t be put off by the poor salary teachers make. (also teachers should be paid a lot more)

[atopfourthwall]

There's also this assumption that if people were just handed enough money to live that they'd do absolutely nothing, as if they'd be satisfied being completely bored all the time.

They'd still buy food. They'd still buy video games. They'd still go out and get coffee and put money into the economy even if they didn't want to work because they still want to LIVE. They'd buy movies. They'd go DO stuff.

I review comic books on the internet and I love doing it, but I often have to compromise on some things because I just can't afford to do otherwise and I stress out about stuff because I need to earn money.

[largeplateofstromboli]

[cryscal]

"Psychologically healthy people are still motivated to do things even when their survival isn't being actively threatened."

Speaking for myself, I would be even MORE motivated to do things if my basic needs were guaranteed met. IJS

[nimona-antifa]

👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾

[letmebegaytodd]